Jennifer Lynch directed the most batshit insane erotic thriller ever: Boxing Helena.

So I guess that this proves that George Martin didn’t have much to do with this story, because we now have confirmed that the story has an ending.

A friend of mine was getting married and had invited another friend of mine. Something happened at the very last minute and he wasn’t able to make it so his brother invited himself instead. His reasoning was “no need for them to waste a plate of food they already paid for”. Then he got drunk, stupid and draped himself…

That guy looks like an amalgamation of all car salespeople I have ever seen.

Again, yes, they’re successful games you already know about. My featuring them here wouldn’t have provided any service to you. In fact, I named a bunch of other examples of the type, explaining why I wasn’t focusing on already well-known games.

This guy’s a long way from Mexico 1968.

It’s really a shame what happened to NoManualSettings.com, the enthusiast site for automatic modes on high-end cameras. I hear a rift between the moderators turned bloody, with each side offering higher and higher bounties (to be paid in slightly overexposed jpegs) for the heads of their rivals. In the chaos, no one…

as the sex pistols once said, "nevermind the bollocks66"

My Optima was stolen a few weeks back and stripped for the catalytic converter and had to be declared a total loss, so now that I don’t have a car, am I still allowed to comment here?

When was it normal before?

I feel free to add a couple more of personal recommendations from this wonderful bundle:

Jalopnik has a Twitch now

Why is he giving the Black power symbol of a raised fist? He did considerable damage to people who legitimately suffered real racism.

I wonder if he understands just how badly he has hurt the exact causes he sought to advance. For years, every time a black man or a gay man is attacked, the first thing the racists and homophobes are going to say is “just like Jussie Smollett.”

As a white man, I know don’t have any right to tell a black man to not do the fist in the air.  But, I do feel like that he really shouldn’t be doing that in this situation.

It’s landlubber, not land lover.

Twist: Obi Wan dies, only to have his identity stolen by his stoner older cousin Ben, which explains why he forgets to mention to Luke all the stuff about Vader being his father, doesn’t tip him off not to try to have sex with his sister, and doesn’t remember ever owning a droid. Also: why Ben just hangs out on…

Where in the world are you finding an all-inclusive for $200 a week?  A tent community in cuba eating conchs and fermented coconut for the booze?

Yes, I really, jokingly, did.

I know that subheadline was written to purely be clickbait snark, but seriously fuck you.