They literally said “once all the kids are grown”

Well, one thing I’m certainly an abuser of is easily misread irony on the internet.

Fun Fact: You don’t have to click on the slides to make a comment, and you don’t always know an article is a slideshow until you click the title.

So yeah, keep complaining about slideshows, everyone! They’re fucking horrible.

Hopefully this frees up Rhea Seehorn to be in literally everything else. 

*Lightning.  “Lightening” is what Michael Jackson did to his skin.

Since I’ve seen all three spellings between the article and comments...

With billionaires I think it’s safe to assume they are paying as few taxes as possible

Remember that time they had to shut down production because Bette Davis wouldn’t get the polio vaccine? Oh wait, that didn’t happen because they weren’t fuckin idiots back then.

I read this whole interview with Joe’s voice and deliberate manner of speaking in my head. It took twice as long but it made me smile. 

Jalopnik’s Content Is Junk, Your Next Car Shouldn’t Be

Taste rankings aside, can we all agree that Incogmeato has the best brand name?

“Bronco Raptor” sounds ridiculous. I can’t wait to see the logo that incorporates these two, wholly dissimilar beasts.

You forgot your /s, bro.

Loud Pipes save lives.

Oh, you’re that guy.

BMW’s come straight from the factory with turn signals.

“While the raises are across the bored”...So only for the devs who aren’t having a good time?

Anti-vax stances, Blue Lives Matter stickers.

The one good thing about the pandemic.  Being able to identify who's a terrible person with one easy step.  Vaccined or not.

The Di is (mis)cast!