weird retort bro

We get it, you don’t know what plagirism means

Well if I don’t use the words “frenzied mess” to describe a sexual encounter, I don’t think I’m doing it right.

“Tesla has far more demand than production, therefore we will only sell cars to Hertz for the same margin as to consumers. Hertz deal has zero effect on our economics”

Nothing more humbling than finding out a game you’ve never heard of is the most popular game in the world (I mean that sincerely).

As someone who spends at least a little time each week playing video games and watching porn, it does my heart good to know that I’m a disappointment to Josh Hawley.

And “Every Day Is Halloween” by Ministry.

Nothing by Alice Cooper? Welcome to My Nightmare, Black Widow, I love the Dead, etc.

Anything by the Cramps. And “Every Day Is Halloween” by Ministry.

Let’s not overthink this and get cute. If you’re putting The Misfits on the playlist, just put god damn Halloween on there.

This is an easy one. Bauhaus: “Bela Lugosi’s Dead”. Video from The Hunger with Catherine Deneuve, Bowie and Sarandon. Full of vampires and hot AF.

Straight outta Covid

It’s Ice Cube— As a Carrot!

Guitar Center was in pretty dire straits (get it?) last year

I couldn’t stand Jaboukie Young-White on the Daily Show. Everything he said was “I’m on the internet and you’re old.”

Speeding is no big deal and that you can’t get a ticket for driving the flow of traffic.

You have to do this with any car you own. Otherwise how do you know how far you can really go when the gas light comes on?

If you enjoy something when you first see it and then over the years hate it so much that you would write three paragraphs of vitriol about it, that isn't evidence that your "standards" changed with age, that's evidence that you are very easily influenced by popular opinion.

Damn. Just piss in my Cheerios, whydontcha?

No one likes slide shows.