Your fast food patrons were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Solution: invade china and make them restart the magnesium plants. 

This will be the first of many accidents involving ludicrous speeds and the Plaid. 

Fortunately, engine blocks aren’t likely to be a high-magnesium alloy. Cast alloys are A356 and A357, which have tiny amounts of magnesium. Only billet engine blocks are made of 6061 alloy.

“we are deeply disturbed that the principal assigned to the school blatantly showed Satanic symbols and her allegiance to Satanic practices”

Being afraid of “satanic” music on 2021 just seems so silly

I’m glad I googled before I went ahead with the joke “It’s not like she’s Breakin’ The Law or nothin’!”

It involves the 1980s, and Times Square, but it had nothing to do with the horror movie that was showing.  

This writer is atrocious in every aspect. I don’t even correct his articles because it would be too much work to do for free.

“It’s pretty funny that Steam thinks that NFTs contain real value”

The woefully short-lived Comedy Central show, Coprorate, did a great episode about this. (Unfortunately I can’t embed the clip)

Does that $130 price tag include noise cancelling headphones for anyone who has to work near you?

I only ask because the fellow I worked across from for years had quite possibly the loudest keyboard ever made, and Bose QC 35's could barely keep it to a dull roar.

[Yes, Dave, I’m still talking about your keyboard on…

If you’re not familiar with the labor movement, crossing a picket line is generally considered in poor taste.

0:04: “Yeah! Yeah! Rock!” “Yeah!” *starts head banging*
0:10: “G, I wonder where this video is going?” “The dad brought his bear to the concert.” “You think the mom knows he’s into bears?”
0:25: “Whoa, Christmas lady!” “She could jingle muh bells. Heheh.” “Yeah! Mah bells! Ding dong!”
0:33: “The song is called Where No…

Had a teacher in high school in the seventies with an Arrow. No sticker package though...

“...more than 50 percent of Trump supporters want “red states” to secede from the Union.”

Uh, uh, what kinda car do ya’ got?
I’ve got a bitchin’ Camaro

Where the adjustable rate interest only car loans at?