You know, I used to like SNL, but anything that associates itself with the Kardashians is an automatic downgrade.

a pivotal, early-season episode

New Jersey, you say?

There are four hyperlinks in this article and NONE of them are to the auction listing - wtf.

That’s some word salad to say you’re a moron anti-vaxxer. I’d argue with you more, but with an Anti-Vaxxer I just need to wait you out.

When that bus rolled over and killed Cliff Burton the Metallica that we (actual Headbangers over the age of 45yrs old now) all knew and loved was also killed. I’ve been saying this for a very long time (I graduated HS in ‘92, I have seen almost every metal band of consequence live, as well as Metallica twice). They…

1 second...Kathryn Hahn ISN’T Jewish?

Sinister was pretty solid until they revealed the “big bad” and he ended up looking like the backup timpani player for Slipknot.

I have some alternate cover ideas myself:
- Flip the baby vertically to imply it drowned, thus obscuring its penis.
- Add people to the bottom of the pool pointing and laughing at the baby’s penis.
- Give the baby an inner tube with a miniature version of his head on the plug a la Wade the Duck from the old Garfield…

“Out standing next to my wrecked car.”

Southern Comfort mixed with Bud Light 

As long as they keep that shit out of my Fight Milk, then I’m fine. I need my daily crowtein.

Not only that, he puts it in Wolf Cola, too. 

Yeah, this was not good. Way too many too-cute callouts to the show. Most of the actors playing younger versions of Sopranos characters looked like they stepped out of an SNL skit. (Only young Gandolfini and, especially, the actress who played young Janice, came out OK.) Dowd is 100% right that you get no sense about…

I have not seen the movie but I have to admit I was today years old when I realized that “Many Saints” = “Moltosanti”.

“The family prays for the speedy recovery of the riders involved”

To me, this was the film’s biggest revelation: the truth about whether or not Tony had lied when he said the cop he’d tasked Chris to whack had killed Chris’ father.

How much does this social media thing cost

Another favorite: Butter(margarine really, it was the ‘80s) and jelly, for when we couldn’t afford peanut butter.

So..... a junior varsity effort?