Whether she can maintain that poise rests in part on whether she can get through adolescence without learning that, at one point in time, tens of thousands of Internet people (to estimate conservatively) imagined her father (who will probably be a pastor by then) to be in possession of a tremendous wang.

“My name is KIIIIIICKKKKKKKK, KICK ROCKKKKSSS. I love that song too.”

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Hold my Natty Boh

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

Yeah, that got me. ow is half the review not dedicated to talking about that makeover based on “nightmares”?

“Adulting.”

I don’t know what it is and will remain willfully ignorant. I refuse to put in the leg work required to understand what the fuck that is.

It’s mind boggling. You look at McCartney’s repertoire and my god, the man’s a genius. Then you come to Wonderful Christmastime and it very nearly offsets all of the rest of it. My hatred of that song is so great that if I were to go to a McCartney concert it’d be a lifelong dream come true, but dammit if he were to…

“Wonderful Christmastime” may be the worst song in the history of music.

Hey, I worked for the Angelos clan at a restaurant they owned back in the 80's. They are ALL SHIT. The sons are worse if anything. Easily the worst people I ever worked for, and that’s really saying something in the restaurant industry. As for baseball, remember when the O’s were swept by KC in the ALCS, despite all 4…

They’re both as bad as the fuckin’ Eagles but I think people rate Billy Joel a little more so I guess him.

“The Giants want Stanton. Stanton wants L.A. L.A. doesn’t want to pay Stanton.”

We Red Sox fans are now gonna have a hard time knowing which fuckin’ Boone is the fuckiest of the fuckin’ Boones.

Rivers is gonna go down any day now. His creep level is high.

I’m pretty old, but not that old, and I don’t understand this post at all.  What is the point, or issue?  Genuinely curious, this is over my head.

Listen, Boltman, if I’ve gotta schlep around a clear plastic purse that puts my tampons on full public display for god and country and the sweet baby Jesus to see, it’s entirely reasonable for them to ask you to take off for a few minutes the mask that completely conceals who you are.

That’s a legit comp, but I personally see Mac Tonight.

“Listening to Arthur Lee records / Making all your friends feel so guilty about their cynicism”