I have problems with Harris, but her ability to grill lying liars isn’t one of them.

Shoving rocks in my vagina won’t cure my depression??

“Ok, Dad. I'll shoot myself first. Then I'll shoot you."

as a blobfishsexual, I can report in no uncertain terms that Ted is the hot one

Thoughts and Prayers

No chance! There’s nothing you could do that’s more frightening to him than Mistress Louise and the nipple clamps…

Gretzky was great.  Bobby Orr revolutionized the game.

Chef: MY MOM

Gillibrand’s reputation as a preening opportunist is entirely earned.

So you’re telling me all those brutal dictators who donated to the Clinton Foundation were doing it to be charitable rather than because they expected to get some political influence in exchange?

Pay-to-play politics looks bad no matter who is doing it.

[withdrawn, I’m an idiot]

Kudos to whoever edited out the other 8000 plus words.

This isn’t that uncommon in politics.

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Good try, but you’re not going to trick me into watching this video or caring about this at all

That hair product isn’t going to pay for itself.

Anyone checked on Billy?