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I’m not a parent, but I feel like swearing on the life of your child should be reserved for really important things like denying you cut one in the elevator or convincing your wife you’re too sick to go to your child’s dance recital.

It’s pretty funny to see Hillary constantly show how terrible she would have been as President.

When I read CEO of Cheddar I assumed it was like the guy that runs the Cheez-Its factory, and was curious why they gave him a TV show.

There are no gyros in this story.

Conway later discussed Clinton’s weird hair and fucked up complexion.

Just like her campaign.

Never underestimate the tenacity with which an American conservative will pretend he is as dumb as his intended audience.

Speaking as an older white male, I too would like to fuck my research assistant.

The Democrats are a party, not an ideology. If he runs as a Democrat, he’s a Democrat. They have no cohesive ideology.

Who does Cuomo think he is, Mr. Big?

This nonsense about Argentina being “exceedingly mediocre” outside of Messi as Haisley and others put it needs to stop. The international game is not like the club game. There are only a handful of teams with the talent and ability that the Argies have. Every squad can’t have the depth that Spain and Germany have,…

“If there was one position in Tottenham’s formidable ideal starting lineup you’d look to upgrade on in an effort to kick the team up a level from contenders for the Champions League places to full-on title challengers, it would most likely involve swapping Son with a truly elite wide forward.”

Nope, you’d switch…

Can I tag along? I’d love to call David Brooks a dipshit to his face.

Hot take: Neymar sucks

Text on a screen makes it hard to tell apart sincerity and sarcasm

Those would be the same moderate rights that the Clinton campaign catered to while maligning the left? A winning strategy, to be sure.

I feel bad for the surely imaginary millenials that Brooks had to interview to come to this realization about how the world works for most people.

Hey guys, I just started a Guillotine company. We go public next week.

Okay, if his mother and her whole family are white and his father and his whole family are white I think I might have an idea why his parents separated. He has a black “ancestor” alright but I don’t think he’ll have to climb up more than one branch of the family tree to find him.