How is this helping us get Sister Act III?

and a photo showed Franken grabbing a fellow USO performer’s breasts.

Still waiting for my invite to the Pocket Pool Championship...

Biggest mid season game in a generation?  How do you even come up with this junk?

Took one sentence for me to think, “Yeah, I’d rather just work.”

If anyone tries to disagree with Trump, she hisses, unhinges her jaw, and threatens to eat them.

Interesting.  I wonder what Neera Tanden.

fortunately, the bus they threw him under was parked

Oh please.

Hey, Kirsten, I already got the message, and I am READY to vote for Kamala Harris in 2020.

If Scott Walker ate shit would that make him a cannibal?

As much as I am hoping to be surprised, I’m still happy to have voted for Beto and to have seen so many fellow Texans do the same.

Fuck Ted Cruz. 

Hillary Clinton moved to New York for the first time in November 1999. By November 2000, she had been elected Senator in a state she’d lived in for a grand total of less than one year. Other candidates with far more experience both in public office and in the state, who had already announced their intention to run for…

There’s a kernel of truth to it.

Welcome to the Deadspin commentariat, Emmitt Smith!

He just knows how upset he’d feel if he was ever accused of having sexual relations with a woman.

Hazard is exactly the type of player that shows the limitation of goals + assists for measuring greatness in soccer. Other than maybe Messi, there is simply no better player for transitioning from defense to offense. His ability to receive a pass, turn on the ball, and move it upfield is unmatched, and this has not…

I think you’re just confusing talent with fame. Can he be “on par with Neymar and Bale and Griezmann and Salah”? Of course he already is in the eyes of anyone who knows a lick about the sport. Is he as famous as any of them? No, but that’s not because he plays for Chelsea rather than Real; it’s because he’s a short,…