Beat me to it, damn you. +1

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

I understand all the hysteria, but let’s take it easy on this guy: he is single-handedly responsible for one of the only satisfying climaxes to a Chargers game this season.

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Where’s Carl Monday when we need him?

Somebody call Draymond. His services are needed.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

This also happened at a Miami game, but the Dolphins are used to getting flogged.

“NO. YOU CANNOT!!!!”
- Tim Tebow

On one hand, Beckham has a point.

“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

“DONATE TODAY TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD” after his next ridiculous touchdown.

The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.

But he doesn’t do ANY of the good things. He doesn’t volunteer, he doesn’t treat people with respect, etc. So, he’s casually racist and an as@hole.

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

I think w was a terrible president but I don’t think he was a bad man. I think he was a rich, party boy way over his head surrounded by the axis of evil. If he owned like a car dealership I could see him bringing his employees doughnuts on Fridays. Donald is a fundamentally bad person. I seriously don’t think he was…

Not counting the Russian Red Army.