Not to mention Trump is basically exploiting ever single “bug” in our system - i.e. violating uncodified norms. Maybe now we codify them.

and lost

I irrationally love the phrase “low key” so I appreciate your usage.

They were the kids cutting class to go smoke cigs on the playground.

when you say “if we are allowed,” is your concern (1) armageddon or (2) complete and total shutdown of free speech/thought? I mean, cuz they’re both on the table right now

I agree with almost everything you’ve said — but he’s definitely not low key about his super rapey-ness. :)

I’ve had fantasies about this too, but it’s also the exact kind of bullshit Republicans would use to suppress votes.

More like Knope! amirite? Dope sign. I’ll see myself out.

Seems an odd hill to die on, but OK.

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

The right turned John Kerry’s Vietnam service against him... They’ll find a way.

They are called weightlifting shoes, because they are made for the sport of weightlifting, i.e. Olympic weightlifting, in which only the clean and jerk and snatch (both of which require a deep squat during the movement) are contested.

Yes, but it’s a soft heel. Olympic weightlighting shoes have a hard heel. You need a heel and sole with zero compression.

Nah, Sec. of Labor (we have to operate on the theory Trump is nominating people whose entire philosophies are antithetical to the purpose of their respective cabinet departments — a sexual harasser in charge of Labor fits, although a fast food magnate in favor of depressed wages fits also).

There’s CONCACAF qualifying for that already.

He was close to Jimbo in the 90's? You mean, when Jimbo was at Samford, Auburn, and Cincinnati?

“barely adequate”? More like flamingly, magnificently, terrifyingly inadequate!

You’re forgetting #6 - I’m rich/own a business and hate taxes

Here’s the thing - the swing states were incredibly close and possibly (very likely) lost as a result of the FBI/Comey/wikileaks/Putin BS. Without Putin’s personal animosity towards HRC, and the general Republican witchunt against her for the last 20+ years, Obama probably does clean up.

There’s apparently a term for that - polystate. I like this idea very much and have fantasized about it recently.