How the hell does Curt Schilling have time for so many Twitter accounts?

It’s an attempt at catching him in “liberal hypocrisy.” Because if you went to a public school founded by a man who owned slaves, you should support deporting Muslims, I guess.

It obviously also means that you hate Cuba, you racist fuck. /s

Except that liberals are leading the player safety cause specifically because they recognize that football players are not pieces of meat but humans.

He also has the morals of his own dad, who was caught on tax evasion and trying to illegally buy political influence, who then hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law to try to stay out of jail, but only ended up adding to his jail sentence. Hope the federal prison stay becomes another family tradition.

Yet liberals are the ones who need safe spaces and trigger warnings and are trying to destroy free speech.

While those groups are to blame, I’ll throw in “He’s not that bad” Republican voters. You know, the people who thought it was all an act, and people were thinking too much about it, and we have checks and balances anyway, but dammit, I want my tax cut.

*Whose Daddy then pays someone else to do the assignment for him.

Kushner is the worst thing to happen to the Jewish people since the 3rd Reich. There, it needed to be said and I said it.

Right? The plumbers I’ve met make good money.

*Who then cheats on the assignment.

The network that hired Corey Lewandowski and bent over backward to include a Trumpian on every panel in some misguided effort at fairness? That CNN?

This is exactly how you engender even more negative coverage.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

All anyone has to do in order to escape poverty is reach the top one percent of one percent of athletes. Is that really so much to ask?

That’s the story of America.

“McGregor used to work as a plumber, scraping by on welfare checks in Ireland.”

His new campaign slogan:

You can only shock so many White House staffers with a wierd, Eric Carle-like penis. Sometimes you just gotta get out there

Sorry, but you’re simply ignorant. I use the word “ignorant” neutrally. You’re mistaken and uneducated. There’s an important difference between “hurt” and “harm”. Pain is pleasurable to some people. If a person enjoys pain, it’s “love” to give him what he wants and needs. But, like a physician, the cardinal rule for…