I think it depends on the commitment to the facial hair. If you have had the beard for years, then she has no right to make you shave, but if you bounce back and forth between shorn and unshorn then I think she can ask you to show up in her preferred look.

Glad not to be your friend.

Sounds like the Bride to Be just wants to see how far her control over her future husband truly reaches.

“so having a beard remains pretty critical for me being allowed in bars, attending R-rated movies, or talking to women without them asking if I’m still in high school.”

Seriously. I understand the importance of weddings to some people, but this is an insane request.

It’s that whole “it’s the Bride’s day” thing that really fucks everything all to hell. It’s the couple’s day, and little Mitsy needs to check her attitude at the door. If I was told to shave my beard for the wedding, I’d make damned sure to avoid all contact with anyone involved in the wedding for at least six months,…

Yeah this is the right take. Also, terrible way to start your life with someone, intentionally creating a riff between your new husband and his best friend.

Bridezilla will take my beard off my cold dead face. you can tell your groomsmen / maids what to wear but you ask them to trim, not get rid of, a defining facial feature.

Pffft. If I’m walking around shirtless it’s because I’m too lazy to go find a shirt, not because I’m hoping it’ll entice you to sleep with me.

Wow Billy! How’d you get all those presents this year?

The real question is whether Trump thought he actually was buying WWE.

If you are wondering “How do you lose money with a casino”, he didn’t.

You don’t fail at an industry where the house always wins unless you bet against your house in the first place, take the money and walk away.

Pointing out that the Emperor Has No Clothes is a legitimate opposition tactic. Doing it daily as the sole method of your criticism, like Maddow and Olbermann, is what reduces its effectiveness.

He’s a guy that got his ass handed to him running a GAMBLING business. Their concern was deeply justified.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I’m no lawyer, but how is that being an accomplice? Is it because he didn’t report it?

“If the image of an upper-middle class city attorney clad in a blazer and sipping wine while vandalizing an upscale grocery store with an anti-Trump message strikes you as perhaps the most bourgeois sight imaginable, that’s because it is,” Joe DeFelice, Chairman of the Philadelphia Republican Party said in a…

the man has since been identified as a city attorney.

HIS NAME IS DUNCAN LLOYD! HOW CAN YOU WITHHOLD THAT DETAIL!?