If only he’d shot him.
If only he’d shot him.
You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.
My wife cuts pizza with scissors.
What got me this week was the use of Borat. That just raised it to another level.
If there’s anyone in the world who has more practical knowledge about destroying the Taj Majal, I can’t think of who it could be.
I like this! Could also include in depth interviews with state and local representatives on the “cultural and economic impact” they expect from the “big game”. Their confused and bewildered faces would be great to see. Also keep a running tally of hotel bookings e.g. “We called the Holiday Inn in Bridgeport, and a…
I hereby call for one Deadspin article every single day from now until the next Civil ConFLiCT, covering the runup to the big game, each team’s prep, extra security measures, media strategies around the game, etc. I think it would be appropriate to call coach Diaco each day for a comment, as well as someone on the…
It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.
Of course Eric’s and Donald’s scissor skills are better. Years of experience in cutting the heads, tails, and horns off of endangered African wildlife will do that to you.
I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.
when they found alexandria i had to look it up on the internet because if it was another woobury/terminous i would have tapped out. i gave it a little time and hoped that they would off rick or at least admit that he’s lost his shit, but sadly they all still follow him and his ridiculous outbursts are a sign of…
if you haven’t already, i highly recommend you read World War Z by Max Brooks - it’s an oral history of the zombie war, written after humanity has begun to take back control of society, and it touches on a lot of this kind of stuff
There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.
This is important because so many people encourage kids to hug or kiss people they might not want to - whether it’s an adult or other kid. I mean. The intent is not bad, it’s cute or charming.
Yep, it’s a hollow way of saying “hey, I don’t think I need to do anything”. In this case it’s a patronising bullshit from a rapist and his parents who helped him move to Australia when the cases against him were reopened.
THIS is one of my biggest problems with religion. What makes someone a good, moral person is the person’s ACTIONS, not some invisible imaginary conversation in their head. You cannot do things that hurt people, and then “make it all better” by having an imaginary conversation in your own mind. Ugh.
Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.
Ah, what a lovely society we live in where not touching people you don't want to touch makes you socially inept. No rape culture here people, nothing to see here.