This guy’s an idiot, but no chance those clips are holding that much weight in place.

He was in a rack at least so he MIGHT have been ok if he dumped smart. But considering how dumb everything else in the video is, I wouldn’t expect that.

Probably not. Also, even if there were clips, there’s no way they’re keeping that much weight in place.

Way to step on the joke.

What’s interesting is that the dude’s original alliance was one of those made after 14 (btw, completely agree with you on that one). He’s 38. Rams came to St. Louis in 1995, so he was around 17.

Super Bowl coverage is always a circle jerk.

If you want to be a truly disgusting human being, you could dump a bunch of teddy grahams in the nutella jar and eat that with a spoon. I wouldn’t judge. Also, have you ever had cookie butter? Cookie butter combined with nutella is the true nectar of the gods.

Much appreciated. I try not to be one of those parents, but I’d like to think he’s both (so far, other people have at least ratified the adorable part). I’ve generally been waaay more emotional about father/son stuff lately (certain movies and Harry Chapin songs certainly resonate a lot more now than they used to).

To be fair, there’s a difference between leaving your kid in the car to run into a convenience store for a minute and completely forgetting them for an entire day. That said, I wouldn’t do the first either. Also, as the father of a three month old, that story fucking kills me.

Look at this pic of young Kris ... Selma Blair is basically perfect.

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Or he could move to the suburbs and spend less per month on a 3 or 4 bedroom house. I mean, his personal choices are none of my business, but it’s not like an apartment in the city is his only viable option.

Hawaiian and Buffalo Chicken are pretty standard slices. If it was truffle, asiago, and kale, you’d have a point about “hipsters.”

I get that the actual Pats drive took ALL of the time left (and figured someone would make the exact point you’re making, which is absolutely a fair point). What I’m saying is, imagine the Giants did nothing but run the ball and hit the FG with less than a minute left (say 58 seconds or so). If you’re the Giants,…

Well said. No matter how much you try and run down the clock in that situation, the Pats are still going to have enough time to drive into field goal range.

Once you find out, you won’t be so ashamed you didn’t know.

Bill Burr, he’s not.

How do you know? In any case, I get the feeling a lot of the “hot tail” he “pulled” was as a result of becoming famous with his writing. Sometimes, women want to sleep with famous men. Not shocking. Listen to the Opie and Anthony interview he did. He comes across as a goofy, insecure fraud. I don’t think women were…

It’s not necessarily that men are trying to “impress” women “because sex,” it’s that having a relationship with someone of the opposite sex is often a major goal. As with any major goal, sometimes it causes anxiety/apprehension. Same with a job interview.

Cannot argue with you there. She’s fantastic.