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Flyers Fans Dismayed To Learn Gabe Kapler Also In Charge Of NHL Competition Committee

A recession would be blamed on the “Libtard Dummycrats” even though Conservative Republicans control all branches of government when it happens.

Ya’ll hiring?

That reminds me of this movie. I think it was called, “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

Nah, fuck that. It was a dirty move by Rask. Not sure how, but this is clearly Marchand’s fault.

We’ve decided to form a union here at Onion Inc., home of The A.V. Club and our sister sites The Onion and ClickHole.

I got stuck on I-5 yesterday when the protest shut down the highway.

I totally understand that (and no, you interpreted it correctly) and while I’m certainly not in his shoes, and he’s welcome to do whatever he wants, but I have a feeling this isn’t going to go over the way he intends it to.

Many times the money from these settlements is given to a charity, but it’s nice that we don’t know that yet so you can be a jealous little bitch. ;)

Mine would take a shot of tequila and a slug of pickle juice most mornings. He’d also frequently miss with his drill and gore his hand, or smash it with his hammer. He bandaged himself with duct tape. He also let me drive his stick shift pickup, on the highway, at age 10. We didn’t live in the country.

RC is the best cola. Fight me.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

Sorry, but RC is better than Coke and Pepsi.

Shut the fuck up.

It’s so fucked up that anyone is being arrested for any amount of weed.

Lots of ex-players become entrepreneurs. 

Back in high school, some friends and I went to a movie, and we were standing in the parking lot afterward, discussing it and whatever else we felt like talking about in high school. A small, let’s say Nissan, pickup pulled into a space about 30 yards away and out hopped two girls and a guy. One of the girls was

The point is it shouldn’t be ruinously expensive to defend oneself from a lawsuit and win.