This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

Johnny Unitas, now there’s a haircut you could set your watch to

If the Phillies believe they can challenge for the NL East in the next three years, first of all they’re wrong (Go Nats)...

If that’s how you feel about a player, how do you reconcile your fandom with the political views of the owners?

Look Duffy, Fight The New Drug didn’t stop Huey Lewis, and it’s not going to stop the Royals from yankin’ it either.

Take that, Huey Lewis!

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

My mind is blown that you interpret this trauma as a result of being sheltered. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about.

I have an unrelated question:

Considering their current market cap is $30.8 billion, $22 billion probably was legitimately too low.

“Five cheeses?! Look at Mr. Queen of England ova here! You get one pack of Kraft singles and an old sock that you let sit in a box of Bisquick to thicken it up. Anything more and you just wastin’ cheese and time.”
- Jim Tomsula

To your first sentence, Vista is being targetted in a boycott because , as stated in the article:

Also the Park Service said, to cut down on toilet paper, they will be supplying hikers with three clam shells each in place of toilet paper.

Music directors (or whatever the official job title is) in the NHL are usually on point. The Blues guy likes to use “Let It Be” for home-goal reviews, and the organist trots out an instrumental Cee-Lo Green “F*ck You” when the visitors score.

This one?

The dude is a legitimate generational player stuck in Ottawa.

I don’t think you really watch hockey. Erik Karlsson is absolutely a top 5 player in the sport.

As a Pens fan who watched Karlsson play against my team in the Conference Finals last year, I disagree with this take.

Erik Karlsson is a generation player and future Hall of Famer. He is certainly not overrated. He is not the best player in hockey right now, but he can take control of a game like few others can. Did you watch the Playoffs last year?

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.