But theft of the strategic maple syrup reserves doesn’t rank? I’m going to need some proof of Canadian citizenship, sir.

Obviously, he slashed the guy with an intent to injure. But that doesn’t mean he asked Kharlamov’s ankle to fracture.

Yes. But you don’t want to know what a ‘Golden Eagle’ is. Trust me on this.

Gonna take a stab in the dark here. You went to TCNJ, didn’t you?

Surprised he didn’t add The Roosevelt Boulevard, tbh.

Sure. On KYW’s traffic report.

That’s a nice skid plate, David.

Yes. Assholes

I see Chris Christie is returning to his natural, semi-solid form now that he’s out of office.

Have you ever considered that ‘magic’ is a street brand of bathsalts?

*with. Whether they liked it or not is a subject for historians to mostly gloss over.

You mean like the Pacifica EV?

Somewhat surprised Pietro Gorlier isn’t being put forward. Mopar might be a small part of the overall company. But it is a profitable division and he seems rather capable

You sure are missing quite a lot

Maybe he’s not playing

“...there are only two perversions. Hockey on grass and ballet on ice.”

Canyonero ‘F Series’

Luckily, they learned their lesson when it came to naming trim levels for the Challenger and Charger...

His wife’s siblings, stuck at a family dinner, listening to his meaningless bloviating and willing to do almost anything for it to fucking end already.

As a Sens fan I can assure you the team was flailing long before they acquired Duchene.