I hope it’s the quote about how Simmons’ favorite sports writer never used quotes.

Nicely done. You’ve managed to turn a story about potential customs duties into a straw man about greedy employees. Congratulations on being both intellectually and morally bankrupt.

I don’t know why you would be surprised that Irsay makes securing OC his first order of business always.

+300

Damn straight.

No. Let’s.

*searchers sky anxiously for police helicopters*

Ask the state of Rhode Island

Ended up with one while visiting Southern California recently. Luckily, the car seemed incapable of reaching 80 mph because the wind was blowing it around like a leaf above 50. Palm Springs to Anaheim took 3 hours.

Yes

The rank and file might feel differently, but the UAW and the successor to the CAW are still amicable despite the split in ‘85.

Uhhh... See the right side there? Let me know if you need someone to read it to you or help you understand this list.

But, see, he covered that in the whole ‘costs businesses more’ part. So, whether unions help workers or screw workers, they’re bad because... something.

You should not be ashamed. Also, Will Shortz was the one decent employee in that company, so your appeal to do better is fully justified.

His schtick is ‘miserable asshole’ I think success would be terrible for his career.

Carolinians are just happy to have the #Skol hashtag back. Even the ones who prefer #Grizly

Yes, because nothing of interest sports- or drunken-idiot-wise happened in Philly on Sunday.

Say what you want, but Pattison Station pillars never go on strike.

St. Louis: *laughs maniacally*