I’m counting it falling off my bed and my chair lol. On concrete maybe just 5 times this year.

To be that guy... why not just buy a better case? $10 on Amazon and I have dropped my Nexus 6p in it probably 50 times this year (mostly on thin carpet) and haven’t ever worried... I know the phones look pretty, but is it worth the $100 to fix the screen? https://www.amazon.com/SUPCASE-Unicorn-Premium-Protective-Resist…

Wait... you’re arguing with him because he agreed with you? Or because he didn’t agree strongly enough or what?

No, you see, he’s a counter-terror expert. Which is Howe he knows that we can ascribe no motives to an Afghani setting IEDs.

PUNCH BUGGY!

You don’t yell at little african american girls that dress like princess leia? I had to make at least 3 girls cry last halloween alone! But at least they learned about cultural appropriation as soon as possible!

nono, hes right.

Unhuh . . . you’re stupid.

It is a way to give “cosplaying” children Maui’s tattoos without printing those water-based things on your children from neck to waist and all down the arms. If it were too light-colored (to match other skin-tones) you’d be offended. If it was just the leaf-toga then little boys’ wouldn’t’ve wanted it because the…

In reality, they are most likely blown out with the first few 100's PSI of pressure even before the stack is fully lit.

Between this girl and Laurie Hernandez, it’s clear that the Jezebel Mean Girls clique have picked their current athletic favorites. Now all the white feminists here will pretend they’ve always adored this girl that they just heard of for the first time (remember how the white women here pretended they had all been…

Seriously fuck MBCock, dumb kinja regular

I’m Latin American and I think Latinx is fucking ridiculous.

You guys are so cute when you believe anything that Hillary’s campaign puts out. lol

We only found out Clinton had pneumonia after her public collapse was caught on camera and digitally beamed to the entire world. Up to that point her campaign was covering up her illness by saying it was allergies.

he has only himself to blame for the lack of diversity in his victim pool.

This. All of this. All my manager does is go to meetings, probably 30 hours a week, but what they can talk about for all that time is something I haven’t been able to figure out. I assume they just watch YouTube videos and make fun of all of us jabronis for falling into this scam.

I would try something like this, but I’m too lathe-zy.

Can we get a follow up article on how people lie about winning bets about people reading books?