For people that get up in arms about shaming and treating people fairly, you Jezebel types sure love to go after white males as often as you can. Because having no choice in the matter only counts for PoC and women apparently.

To quote Will Smith in Wild Wild West, “you know how women can be. One minute they’re into you and the next they just cut the legs out from under you.”

It’s a little bit conspicuous that you don’t mention the fact that he’s a registered sex offender because he was convicted for performing sex acts with a minor. You also don’t mention that he was on probation and thus, his carrying of a weapon at all would have been illegal.

his defense team made a bid for a more lenient sentence by having...

W.T.F!!!! Whyyy?! Add Poop Shoving Into Pants to the list of things a woman has to be aware of when walking down the street.

Yes, in a loosely fitting leo made of sweatshirt material.

Good. I’m totally a casual gymnastics viewer but I’ve always hated the horrible coverage provided by networks. It really is all about the big sob stories with maybe 5-10 minutes of actual coverage sandwiched in between. And of course they only focus on a few of the athletes - either the ones with the biggest sob story…

Christ, just have the cops swipe the inventory and tell the kids to run along.

it’s almost as if pot legalization was a libertarian red herring that didn’t have any actual effect on disproportionate arrests of people of color.

Except it’s likely to be a neighbor who looks just like you but is tired of you and your fucked up friends partying loudly while smoking out.

Well there you go, I was so focused on being right I moved the goal posts on myself and fucked up in a major way. I will take a very small cold comfort in knowing at least that there was more than one guy who regretted their vote. Other than that I apologize and will go feel stupid in a hole now

Probably not, and neither do I, but I do know that more people feel comfortable being openly racist in the guise of “just telling it like it is” lately.

Rolling Stone answered by saying that “no reasonable reader” would assume the three participated in the rape.

Damnit, I made this joke over 2 hours ago, but comments weren’t working.

Editors exist for a reason and yet let us just not cut any fat because #longform.

I did, but it wasn’t really worth it until finding out the finances and that Sardar Biglari ended up running the whole thing himself. For the 500 words before that he was just typing for the hell of it.

The 20,000 words in this article are about 18,000 words too many for an article about Maxim and some snobby fashionista that briefly ran it into the ground. Although the author’s raging hard-on for her is palpable. I feel dirty looking at some of those pictures knowing what they were doing while typing this mess…

I tried. Sweet baby Jesus, I tried.

I tried so hard.

Yeah, that’s a lot of words to say “Pornhub.”