If movable objects in driveways lowered property values, my neighbors would have firebombed my crappy Grand Prix long ago.

Or email them to Hillary.

lol

It’s called grasping at straws.

I see you’re still in the bargaining stage.

You have to have a valid ID to have a job. So how are you going to miss work to get an ID if you don’t have a job? Maybe you should look some shit up.

You can’t work without a valid ID.

Stay away from Jezebel then. But that’s just good advice in general.

That’s a feature, not a bug.

Somebody’s getting paid by the word.

I thought that was a Sixers throwback jersey.

If they reply to you, but put parentheses around it, only you can see it. Ex: (my number is xxxxx). You’re welcome!

What do you mean tie?

His parents gave him a girly name to toughen him up. I like that.

An organization that thinks that rules and laws don’t apply to them.

I’m hoping they are just getting it out of their system before the great Univision purge on Nov. 9th.

Is this more of that locker room talk I been hearin all about?

Um, it’s happening now and Obama is the president. How does he get a pass?

You have to use the google translator, but instead of translating English to Spanish or German, you use liberal.

Probably because only liberals would think to sell out their entire family for a few bucks over politics. But you do you!