Don’t forget the followup to the tax cuts - oh wow, now the deficit has exploded, we have no choice now but to cut health care, unemployment benefits, or anything else that benefits mainstream America.

terrible advice. essentially a lien is taken out against your property. if you ever try to sell your house all fees you didn’t pay or ignored will have to be paid before you can sell. Also, the HOA is legally capable of taking your house from you if you do ignore them, which actually happens. Here in TX, if your…

I never understood how these made it through ATF approval in the first place.

And usually that is the case, so I’m still surprised that the ATF went “Yeah, sure, that’s cool, I guess” not once but twice. And during the Obama administration, at that.

It was able to pass the tests because none of the tests relied on the Guilia’s drivetrain for motion.

Because all the electronics failed and the car stopped short of the barrier?

Of course the Alfa gets five stars. Can’t get into accidents when it’s in the shop.

These tests do not accurately reflect the real-world usage of an Alfa-Romeo. A rear-impact from the breakdown lane is by-far the most likely crash for a Giulia owner.

Cars that have swallowed other cars...

Maserati loves company.

Everything is perfect on the new 8, except for that grille. Jesus christ, please, BMW, get rid of that shit. That should not become a part of your next-generation design language. It looks like a pair of squished fake tits placed not enough apart.

Someone don keyed that poor car.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

And people have a right to pressure Petty’s sponsors to cancel their endorsements. When they do pull out I will give you a stopwatch to time the sprint he will inevitably do to protest about “censorship by the liberal elites”.

I am predicting beards will be allowed by the end of 2018.

It is a federal crime to manipulate the results of a game show in this country. They made an entire movie about the scandal that motivated this.

this screenshot said it all. I am all of these expressions.

Old Gawker hated Reddit to the point of teaming up with an escort to extort a Conde Nast exec. New Gawker Gizmodo Media Group hates C.K. to the point of literally fabricating story after story even after they’ve been proven to be wrong each time.

Jez, I love you, but this horse seems confusingly beyond dead. I absolutely believe in believing the victims, but... Kirkman straight up said it’s not him two years ago, and specifically called out Jezebel for spreading these rumors: