pro tip on propane tanks — if you live in a town or city with a recycling center, there will be tons of old propane tanks sitting around waiting to be shipped off for scrap. take one of them and turn it in at a propane exchange center for a new, full tank. the people at BIG PROPANE have to test the tanks they get…

If it was Swedish, it would come flat packed in a cardboard box and it would be all wobbly until you nail on the hardiboard backer panel with those tiny little nails.

Most cars don’t plunge off cliffs straight down though. You’d think most would have (initially) a fair bit of forward momentum, meaning that really you’d be contesting with the drag of the underside rather than the front of the car, making the acceleration even slower. 

George Jones did it better

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

I’d say by the before pic with it half buried in sand and salt water that the car was already a total loss before it was run over by a truck.

Boring. Give it part time AWD like a truck, with a transfer case and two levers on the tunnel. Make the base model plebs have to actually get out of the car to lock the front hubs. And then you can sell a top-tier trim level for an extra 25k, all you need is some maroon paint, cream leather, and an Audi badge the size…

To a double dose of that smugness!

A short end, fries and baked beans from Gates would be soooo on point...but I digress, what were we discussing?

Adding video games to the Olympics is an insult to actual athletes.

In many cases, the time to move about isn’t that different between driving and flying. Obviously, cross country it is, but even longish distances like here in Pittsburgh to Portland, ME are closer than you’d think. My time to drive to the airport, park, go through security, wait for my flight, fly to Boston, wait…

Et tu fais, crawfish?

The official ride of penniless meth heads with an inferiority complex and a goatee.

But if your house is FESTOONED with Pixar dolls and Star Trek paraphernalia, I reserve the right to assume you diddle kids.

Triumph of the At-Will

This has nothing to do with free speech. These assholes don’t have a right to a job at a company that doesn’t want to employee them because they’re now a liability. The right to employment is not enshrined in the constitution. They weren’t maced, tear gassed, or shot with rubber bullets at their protest. The…

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes!

We’ll have to see what Maradonna has to say about that.