Actually, double fuck Europe. Here are the least efficient vehicles sold in every size class. Notice any patterns?

Good lord, that’s how I read it too. It took me seeing your comment, rereading the headline, rereading your comment, and then going letter by letter in the headline to figure out what it actually said.

What does it say that I read the title as:

Eh....spend the $40k on becoming a better driver.

Seriously, you’d pick that over this:

Chrysler hit a lot of homeruns with convertibles!

To make sure they puke:

Hogging resources is pretty on brand for the Hummer demographic.

Getting in my 2030 Hummer EV at the charging station and sixteen plugs all pop out like Neo leaving the Matrix

Why stop at 2?! Just take over all the chargers at the charging station!

Detroit, by far.

Yeah, it’s not even a close comparison. A new GTI has similar features AND a more powerful engine, for less.

The Type-S, when it eventually comes out will be 45+.

Even at that top trim, the Integra undercuts other entry-level luxury offerings from competing marquees. The Lexus IS starts at $39,580, and Infiniti’s only sedan (the Q50) starts at $42,100

I mean MI is basically a mad max driving hellscape so your disagreement is fair. I live in Indiana (where people don’t die, they merely return to the corn) and generally outside the parking lots you don’t have to worry about potholes.

They could make F1 a lot more exciting by just grabbing a bunch of old stock from a local tire shop and passing out sets at random to each team.

A few more years of ubiquitous unimaginative 2.0Ts and soulless hybrids and the great masses of the people will rise up, saying “MAKE ENGINES BIG AGAIN” and we will give the people what they want.

“A Supra parked in front of a Dragonball-themed ramen place” is the exact vibe I try to bring to Jalopnik every day

You ordered ice cream on delivery and are surprised it melted? And expected that driver should have disrupted whatever queue she or he had lined up because of the contents of your order? 

Specifically because it’s on a PA system, it’s technically a performance. Major n0-no in copyright land.