You had me at meat confetti.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Yearly testing for senior citizens and affordable mass transit. Until then, stories like this one will be all too common.

What about Elfman?

I grew up in Appalachia. Southern Appalachia. I now live in New England. Every time I pay an crazy amount in taxes or the like, I remember that my high school graduating class had 172 people in it and 11 went to college. I remember that people smoked in line at the grocery store, bank, doctor’s office, every where. It…

Three suggestions, if you have the time.

I dont understand how companies like this can even find someone willing to give them money.

On the other side of the camera.

This is why we need a licensing board for blogging

Four turbos? What could go wrong?

How do you train for a SHTF (shit-hits-the-fan) situation? I’ve not been in a ton of SHTF situations, but I have been in quite a few high-pressure situations, and by my observation, it has more to do with personality type than anything else. Some people just react differently than others.

There’s a horse in the demon mythology and the Challenger has pony car heritage.

Torch, your articles are excellent. You take an idea that’s already off the wall, then you explore that idea to a level that goes deep, then you write a convincing article backing up your crazy thought processes using logic. Then you do it again and again. Love reading your stuff.

Jesus fucking christ man loosen up.

This is a DEMONOLOGY story. Smite him, Bathin! Smite him!

The WRX screams, “I’m a Javascript developer who was told this is a cool car to buy because it has all the cool stuff that makes a cool car cool: AWD, Turbo, Six Speed, Spoiler, Disc Brakes, and comes in electric blue.”

He needs some Doggie Downers instead of all those Puppy Uppers.

Sounds like it’s time to pickup a $200 craigslist car and take out the garbage!

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