My friend’s hairdresser’s attorney’s prairie dog’s mayor told me about the time a snake wrapped around the Axel (not the axle, the car had an Axel) of a car and woke the car up, and the car transformed into Optimus Prime, and everybody in the car was smooshed.

This is a modified 911. Not those Rauh Welt cartoons.

To its credit, it had the best stunt driving of the franchise.

“Honey you promised me you were going to take down that crappy metal shed this weekend ... remember?”

I think this is pretty spot-on and is something I’ve been saying to folks for years now. It really hit home to me in the closing weeks of the 2012 election during the peak of the “unskew the polls” phenomenon. The rubes were eating this shit up as usual, but then it became obvious that plenty of actual power players…

They must really like that - a whole weekend and it still hasn’t been replaced.

Raph,

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.

Yup, love it to!. Love it for the fact that there’s three people hosting this show who genuinely love cars and it comes through in each episode. It’s different but familiar in all the best ways.

You’re just objectively wrong (well, depending on your definition of “asshole”, of course). Yesterday, I jaywalked on a completely empty street. That’s illegal. Am I an asshole?

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

I want my dream car to be revealed behind a Price is Right door (complete with show girls):

A young person who is passionate about something he remembers fondly from his youth and is willing to stand up in front of a local government with a message of hope and unity is a symptom of everything that’s wrong with this country?

D.B. Pooper

My first vehicle was a 78 chevy pickup with a 350. I put on Edlebrock headers with glasspacks off of an old 65 Ford, so they were basically street legal straight pipes. I even used the time honored trick of using a garden hose to send water into the glass-packs to shatter the muffler and send the waste back out of…

Saw a guy try to do that with his pick ‘em up truck once. Ran stupid rich and lit it off with a spark plug in the tail pipe. Caught his bumper and tailgate on fire in the school parking lot!

Mazda, wtf? You’re clearly on drugs that have impaired your cognitive abilities to such a severe degree that I’m not sure how you’re using an internet connected device to type such stupid things. Perhaps you have an interpreter or speech to text program that translates your near-incoherent babble to text. That’s…

I was with you up until you said Mazda. Mazda doesn’t even belong in the same sentence as those other two.

Mazda disappointing? Their products have been consistently phenomenal for the past five years.

You take that back about Mazda. Take it back right now!