This has been a major news story for quite a while.

Yes, what we need to do is get deeper into the weeds on a tangent on this topic.

Your brother needs to learn about birthday etiquette. Once you’re in your thirties, the only way to treat a birthday is with a groan and a droll comment about mortality.

Maybe you should’ve been paying attention for the last fucking year?

+11 stab wounds

If anyone should know this wasn’t intended to be a stab in the back, it’s Paul Pierce.

Being petty and unreasonably angry is the a big part of the legacy of those Celtics teams at this point.

I know there are some people that feel like any situation is worth joking about.

I think she should speak and let them try and collect from her.

Jesus Christ have none of you people had actual roast beef? Roy Rogers doesn’t even exist anymore but I’m sure it’s terrible, and Arby’s.... Jesus Christ Arby’s. I’m not a snob (“I am not a crackpot”), and I’m sure the sauce and whatever is delicious, but nothing is more unappetizing than that fast-food Arby’s grey…

No, that’s not what it’s about.

They’ll stalk, harass and threaten former members. They’re tax exempt pretty much because the IRS didn’t want to deal with them. So yeah, this is something they’d absolutely do if they possibly could.

They build entire websites making false accusations against former member who speak out about them. Seizing the moment of Women vs. Hollywood in this case against Haggis surprises literally no one who pays attention to CoS and their misdeeds.

I will settle for any combo that does not include the Patriots.

That play that you just described was, by far, the most heartbreaking moment in my 36 years as a Philadelphia sports fan. Your comment was like reading somebody saying “Yeah I think the greatest moment of my life was watching SammyDavisEyes’ mom getting shot in the fucking face.”

Garbage football analyst. Not funny on LeBatard show.

All of them. Boys and girls. Every last blond-haired Scandinavian one of them.

Case Gundarsson will be the name of the year.

I guess I never realized I was a Jennifer Aniston fan girl... but I loved these movies:

I have it on good authority that the bartender at PF Changs is black, and that Mark Davis, after his fourth appletini did in fact offer him the job. Negotiations broke down only after Davis couldn’t get the bartender to be his best friend in the entire world as well.