I’m sure we’ll see a big influx of American-born workers snapping up these sweet graveyard 7-Eleven shifts, now that these pesky immigrants aren’t hogging them.

The funny thing is that undocumented workers are overwhelmingly hired by conservative business owners who likely voted for Trump. How will they fund their McMansions without making money on the backs of exploited foreign workers?

Did he deserve the mic? Franco has been kind enough to him IMO, perhaps too kind. Greg’s book paints a pretty unflattering picture of Tommy, one that the film is pretty light on. Greg was pretty clearly doing the movie for the paycheck, and Tommy was shown to be a pretty insufferable and rude man to work for.

The dog that Brett Brown played ahead of Okafor was Richaun Holmes.

IDK, I think I’d be okay just chilling out with my supermodel wife and billions of dollars once Robert Kraft cuts me in on the side deals he promised in lieu of compensation

I can usually make it through any commercial, including whatever version of kars for kids is making the rounds, but this just breaks me.

OH GOD I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL. Yes, how about a bunch of athletes get together with two or three musicians and a fashion designer or something and they all talk about *ART*, jesus christ die in a fire.

I hate the Celtics. I really do. But man, those were some bullshit calls. Not a good look for the league.

I tend to eat at restaurants based on how nice the chef is.

“If you ignore all the bad things, everything looks great!”

Best time in history to be alive. Don’t believe the hype.

The biggest problem with googling “best rock songs of 2017" is genre mutation. Listening to Scentless Apprentice right now, there’s no way that doesn’t get marketed as a metal song. “Show Yourself” is definitely one of the best rock songs of 2017, but it’s on an album nominated for the Best Metal Grammy so they didn’t…

Constructive does not mean happy, or comfortable. They could have had a real tense awkward conversation that led to something more positive for women than a bunch of men covering and deflecting.

I look at it this way: John Oliver has had a face to face sit down with Snowden, who the government wants to crucify. He has also been warned by coal barons not to bad mouth them or face legal action...but did so anyways.

Ah. Thanks for the reply. Now I feel much safer.

John Oliver and his team have done nearly as much journalism as MSNBC this year.

You’ll need to squeeze it in after those appropriate times to discuss gun control. These two subjects are just a bear to get on the calendar.

Wait, when and where is the right time and place? I need to book a conference room.