lol Matt is on fire in this thread!!

The generation that gave us President Donald fucking Trump is obviously very concerned with making sure everyone is treated with respect.

I literally outlined in my comment what happens when financial advisers damage their clients.

Sucker punch and then the hop back/runaway. What a bitch move.

As a Ravens fan maybe they ran the ball because Flacco would just throw the ball to his last check down player and not get the 5 yards. There’s a reason the Ravens let him go. He just hasn’t been good the last couple of years.

This exchange was far too civil. Please interject drama (through the use of ad-hominem attacks, for example) immediately.

Holy shit. Alright, let’s do this by the numbers:

1.) Absolutely no one is saying it’s acceptable for women to do this to men; we’re addressing a specific instance of a behavior (referenced in this article) that is part and parcel of a behavior that is overwhelmingly committed by hetero dudes (your own example offers…

I understand your argument, but comparing men and women in the situation is apples and oranges. Generally and traditionally, women are weaker than men, and way more women have suffered in the hands of men than men in the hands of women, and way more women have suffered sexual assault than men. If you live an existence…

It’s the smell of a cashed-out bowl that makes them unpopular. I have to be discreet due to my job, so I can’t have anything that stinks on me. Now, I still smoke joints because of this little baby below, but my preference is for the vape cartridges because you really can smoke them anywhere. (They do still smell like…

Smoking a bowl is still fine, and even good! But bringing a bowl in public is the equivalent of bringing a gigantic handle of liquor to a place and screaming loudly while you drink it, compared to a nice conspicuous flask (and vape).

Funny you should mention that, because I laughed out loud for the first time in a while at the dude asking if he can never drink or smoke again because he had kids. 

“After Briles was hired and people started wondering whose idea it was to bring him to town, Leigh Anne Ramsay deleted all of the information off of her personal LinkedIn page. Landon and Leigh Anne Ramsay did not respond to requests for comment.”

I don’t think the woman is necessarily wrong. Two victims in this story are the kids who were uprooted from their homes in Colorado to play for Art Briles in Texas, only to be ruled ineligible. However, it doesn’t change who Art Briles is and that rules have been broken.

Briles appears to...
1.) feel no remorse for what he’s done.
2.) feel entitled to his redemption story.

As a Baylor Alum who attended the school and worked for the athletic program from 2010-2012, Briles is a Class-A piece of shit. He only cared about one thing, himself. I arrived at Baylor a wavering agnostic and came out a staunch atheist (near anti-theist) from all the awfulness and hypocrisy that christians show. It…

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

“Here is what the people of Mount Vernon have to say: Art Briles is the football coach. What happened at Baylor is unclear. He deserves a second chance. We are Christians here; we believe in forgiveness. I wasn’t crazy about the idea at first, but the football team is undefeated.”

I think the implosion may have started three weeks ago

That the Jags might make dumb choices with those picks does not diminish the value of the picks themselves. Those are 2 players the Rams will no longer get to draft and keep on rookie contracts. They’re only in 3rd place in their division right now and the playoffs this year are no guarantee. Even if they make it this…

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