Ghosts are an upgrade from Sanchez seeing the Kraken.

They were saying “Boo-Darnold.”

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

Defensive Holding!

As a Ravens fan, it is astounding how many of my Autumn Facebook Memories are of single-line status updates bitching about Flacco throwing into triple coverage or getting sacked after holding the ball for 8 seconds during a three man rush.

Schrodinger’s handshake. It both happened and didn’t happen.

I think this is within the accepted range of things that are funny when they happen to other people.

I also have a prayer that I need answered, regarding the Seahawks: God, or whomever, can you please have someone gather all those neon green jerseys up, dunk them in gasoline, and then set them on fire?

Spitting lit cigarettes at me, just like mom used to

“Greg tells me you swallowed your own load.”

60% of the time it works every time. 

I would say it’s very questionable whether he was actually good. The guy finishes with a career 60.3% completion rate and a 116-116 record, both completely average. Led the league in interceptions three times en route to 241 of them, never broke 70 QBR once in a single season, hasn’t had a double-digit win team this…

How is it possible for a comment to be this perfect?

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

as a Pats fan, the day we get our WYTS is always one of my favorite days of the season. I can’t wait!

God, I STILL can’t get over just how fucking good that movie is.