So his brilliant strategy is to spell out his exact strategy to his opponent before negotiations actually begin? That’s not a just so stupid it could work plan; it’s just stupid.

Correction: When you’re the only great player on an NBA finals team. Those are literally ‘I’ve got to do more than everything?!’ look .

Here’s my attempt at distillation: Come on people now

Why do we care about this guy? Really? An idiot that went too far for Trump? But here I am...

I came away with this:

That would explain a lot. If he actually had mutually (mostly) satisfying sex he’d still be an asshole but wouldn’t be quite so self satisfied about being an asshole. But.. HA! Like this lizard draped in human skin is is EVER going to get laid.

Well they went on the show after this happened. Bygones be bygones I guess.

The old ‘appeal to authority’ logical fallacy. There’s only one person on that list the might be in a position to objectively assess the technology and even he doesn’t have direct experience in blood testing; surgeons don’t conduct the tests. As for the others, they are like everyone else: just as susceptible to the…

That’s just... dumb. Long and stupid. Obama is to blame because he pointed out exactly what Trump was and is: an empty suit and an idiot. Really!? The blame for Trump goes on the racist morons that voted for him: by and large, white people.

The force is weak in this one.

Protesting against government tyranny? Riiiight. If a black male graduate was toting that guy they would have called back the national guard.

She is reported to have a history in that restaurant regarding her bathroom use. I have friends who worked at fast food places that can tell stories that are gross and nuts: bathroom stall literally covered in shit along with a tire iron... covered in shit. As for this lady, she’s obviously has a few issues and the…

Even without Kyrie they can still flatten opponents.

No, but looks like dad is heading for a Turkish prison.

Yep.

Numbers one through four are all going to be character names in the next Star Wars anthology movie; all members of Lando’s crew. Steel will die in the first act to give the rest of them something to fight for.

The North Koreans can’t feed themselves but they’re Twitter trolling game is top notch:

It’s like he’s got a saddle draped across his face. And no way that old coot could co-pilot the Mellennium Falcon.

This does explain how he had the wrong spelling of his own name on Trump’s preliminary health report.

He looks like the wax museum rendition of Vince McMahon.