And avacado.... whatever.

That’s a bit harsh. Someone from vancouver kill your dog?

For all the folks saying it was a pretty small margin of victory; Sessions won 97% of the vote in 2014. This really is a big deal. Trump, despite what he’s likely to say in the coming days, went all in on Moore. This result at a minimum will make republicans in congress less afraid of their lunatic base. That changes…

What’s wrong with commas now? Bet dude would go apeshit over a semicolon.

When his father quotes psalm 23:4 (walk through the valley in the shadow...) you know things are bad. I hope he walks again and the Steelers pay him until he doesn’t, but this being the NFL the former is more likely than the latter.

Not as pretty either.

Rogue Gums.

They’ll still have to say thank you repeatedly every time they see him and his rogue teeth.

I’m really hoping Smith plays lights out for the remaining of the season, the Giants pass on QB’s in next years draft, then next year Geno reverts to mean and the G-men continue to stink for the next few years. But then I’m a petty Pats fan. That said, even if none of this comes to pass, Eli’s career with NY is likely…

Notwithstanding the outstanding puns and wisecracks I’ve come to treasure from Deadspin comments... Who the f*ck proudly tells and provides the confident ‘true story’ testimonial to a tale like that? Excluding the drunken tall tales told by single people at the end of a wedding reception.

Perhaps just a tiny wafer...

If those strippers didn’t break his hip (no way he’s got the energy to go for very long on top) than a punch sure wont. Better to just let him spend a ton of money on lawyers getting nowhere.

Who’s probably going to get another Super Bowl ring. So there’s that.

Well thats a heads up play.

This game has everything I hate and love about the NFL. That amazing play that only Russell Wilson (maybe Deshawn Watson) can pull out of his ass, then how he obviously pretended to have had a concussion exam that he was ordered to, by a designated impartial observer who’s very very familiar to what a partial…

Come back to New England Marty! The ‘undisclosed condition’ seems a little fishy. What’s the point of a physical if the team can claim that later? Maybe Bennett told em her came to win with Aaron Rogers and not get beat up for 16 games and a 6-10 record? I’m guessing this is only the first of many ‘locker room…

Speaking of Brian Singer.... just a matter of time for that shoe to drop.

Only Nixon could go to China....

I don’t know who this guy is. Thats pretty much all I need to know.

Sounds like a molasses kiss. As plastic as the witch/black cat covered wrapping. Here in Canada they are regarded as the worst candy ever, but because they are cheap and you can throw a giant handful of bits into the kids bag and not look cheap. Or at least think you’re not. So way too many people give that shit away.…