Wolf F1 would disagree

Said no one ever

So is it “like new” or does it have $50K in aftermarket modifications? NFD

My Outback can’t go 3 blocks without warning me of one thing or another-I think it is making me an idiot.

That’s easy: Tesla! Every aspect of this “car” is a video game. Although even some older versions of Forza offer a more authentic driving experience, Tesla has the “game within a game” thing down.

“They universally suck to spectate”.  Please come to Road America. No, you won’t see F1, but you will have a truly pleasant spectator experience!

You could almost imagine such a machine carrying passengers! What should we call it?

..and yet:

What’s with all the aesthetic pearl-clutching? This thing would bring a smile to my face (and annoy my staid BMW/Tesla driving neighbors) every day. NP

DUKW (duck). C’mon, did your Firebird win WWII?

The correct answer

Well written and well understood; thanks! I am a professor at a small private college. Actually I am a department chair (how fancy!). None of the other department chairs where I work drive a car they bought new. Graduating students drive (very) used cars, hand-me-downs, or take public transportation. As I roll by the…

The (rather small) urban gas station near me has 12 pumps. There are 4 other similar stations within a mile, so that if my “favorite” is crowded, I just move on. There are more diesel pumps near me than charge points, which makes no sense.

I think not. The word “gorgeous” in the sub-head is used like “awesome” is used when describing a hamburger.

Going NP. I wish there were more interior 50's clues and some engine upgrades, but this thing would make me smile every day, which is worth a lot!

Jalopnik stylebook question: in an earlier story Hailie is a “17 year old girl”. Today she is a “woman” Does a race win confer adult status? Sorry to be that guy- looking forward to the future of racing with this kid.

Not saying how I voted, but this is the perfect NPOCP candidate-well done Mr Emslie

Alleged? When did Jezebel get all soft and fuzzy?

Further proof this is just another Ferrari wannabe.