Oh, look at you turning the tables! I’m impressed. You should go downstairs and have all those children dying a slow death in your basement explain the internet to you.

I’m not really interested in who or what you currently have locked in your basement, but sure, continue defending yourself to a stranger for no reason. I’m absolutely riveted.

I’m genuinely waiting for the Instagram post from the server about how they were fired shortly thereafter.

BLACK ADAM: [yelling at Superman as he flies away]

Or Black Adam gets punched into the center of the earth, and then flies back out at top speed holding up his contract. ‘As you can see, Superman... I WIN!’ he roars at the top of his big strong guy voice.

I know you hang around kindergartens a lot, so I’m not surprised.

Anyone who ever believed that Ivanka was going to be a ‘moderating force’ in any regard should think back to when she put her shitty acting skills to the test to play the token ice queen on ‘The Apprentice’. It was an act then, and it’s an act now.

Nope. Just honest. Our ‘personal’ lives do have a bearing on our professional lives, especially when our ‘personal’ lives are put on display for all to see by our own hand. ‘Personal’ lives barely even exist anymore, especially for those looking to make a buck off of them.

Uh, no. It’s a 140-year-old private college, and its V&MA program is in the top 10 in the country. Norman Lear went there. Its main campus is in Boston, but it also has one in (strangely enough) Hollywood, CA. I assume it’s right next door to Dr. Nick’s Hollywood Upstairs College.

Right back at ya. Minus the electric part.

After the decision, he went on to say on record (and on his own show) that none of the families will be getting anything from him. Which is fine. The inevitable contempt of court case that will be filed against him next as a result will most likely forcibly sell off everything he owns.

Fuck off.

The minute he stops making everyone around him huge piles of money.

Name 10 roles that a 600-pound actor would be ‘perfect’ for that wouldn’t just be them playing a person who weighs 600 pounds.

The last time I read an article about how she was just getting comfortable with the nudity in whatever she was doing at the time, I clicked over to Reddit immediately afterward and scrolled through post after post of her being naked (or damn close to it) on social media. I guess she was more comfortable with it than…

The day that insufferable fucking shitheel leaves AVC will be one for the ages. And yet, this sucky place will still suck worse than anything capable of sucking will ever be able to suck.

Not my fault they don’t know their references. I can’t even imagine how badly some of them would be offended by some of the stuff in MBD, anyway. And that’s just Peter Sellers’ character alone.

And I get the idea that you are quickly morphing into the Andy Rooney of this particular website. Next you’ll be telling us that you never particularly cared for ice cream.

Much better than being shit on from a great height.

It’s clearly Tyler Perry. There are so many classic Tyler Perry movie tropes being played out in this episode that it’s not even funny. ‘The Boondocks’ did the same thing a while back, and Tyler himself threw a hissy fit about it and threatened to leave TBS. Hell, Donald Glover as Kirkwood Chocolate even said…