It does look really good, but honestly, I don’t give much of a shit about it because I am not 12.

“Pretty cynical, condescending stuff.”

Curious as to why the hell you would have notes about whether Lou Albano or Bob Hoskins were dead.

Hey man, I ate an apple. I’m good. When your heart explodes at 45, you’ll wish you had too.

But Taco Bell desperately needs some sides for breakfast - the cinnabon bites don’t count.

I would’ve enjoyed that movie a lot more if its fairly interesting concept wasn’t so tightly wrapped around how inherently fucking irritating Zoomers are. It’s like Murder By Death, except nobody’s funny.

You can think that all you like, but I think you’re wrong. Van wasn’t there for any acting accolades. She was there for a paycheck because she’s a single mother with a clearly absent father to her child. Jealousy of her daughter wasn’t the issue I was concerned about. Her safety was much more what I had in mind, and I…

If anyone thinks any of those reviews are real, I’ve got a box full of stolen government documents to sell them. Oh, and also a bridge.

Her book was ‘The Power of Judyism’, not Judaism.

“Tenuta had claimed her birthdate as Nov. 7, 1965, but she was born in 1949, [her publicist Roger] Neal said. “She was old school so she would never tell her real age, but now that she’s gone we can tell her real age,” he added.”

Yeah, that’s most likely it.

Yes, you are. You really are!

I think it’s on this episode of WTF -

You know what, I think I’m good.

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You’re always welcome to go somewhere the fuck else.

Don’t do what Donny Don’t does.

I’m not sure she has the ability to write about anything other than some celebrity she used to bang and now wants to drag through the mud.

He’s a prick, but the way he comes back through the door as if on cue to continue the argument he’s having with Lily Tomlin in this clip always cracks me up. I think it’s my favorite DOR film.

He’s only done a few films, and yet overall, I still prefer watching him onscreen than his dad. Denzel has always come off like a smug prick to me. Josh Brolin has a great story about how he almost got into a fistfight with him on the set of American Gangster.