I appreciate Quantumania because it was the Battle Beyond The Stars of the MCU.

I really miss the AV Club.

The current incarnation of the AV Club is less an outlet than it is an exposed electrical wire hanging over a wet bathtub.

Hey, SOMEONE’S gotta rent out all those empty hotel conference rooms in Van Nuys. It may as well be these guys.

The quote is from eight years ago and in relation to a documentary she made about abused women in Pakistan. It has nothing to do with Star Wars. Please read something other than whatever is printed on the inner walls of your own ass. Thanks.

You know who else has defamed Trump for years? Trump. That fucking tumor is the biggest carrier for foot-in-mouth disease the world has ever known, and it only seems to get worse every single day of his diseased little life.

The one I didn’t even know I made? Sweet, thanks.

Being in the top 3 of the DCEU isn’t exactly a high bar to clear, but yeah, I enjoyed The Flash too. Michael Keaton looked like he was having a lot of fun, and I absolutely loved Sasha Calle as Kora Zor-El.

Quantumania is the ‘Battle Beyond The Stars’ of the MCU. The ending is kind of a mess, but I had fun with it along the way.

I don’t think most of his audience was even born in 2006.

With how profoundly stupid, completely misinformed and poorly written that shit-for-brains excuse of a comment was, I think you already switched to AI. And in your case, AI stands for Asshole Intelligence.

He should really stop trying to comb his hair with slices of pizza.

And I’ll put it this way - you’re still shitting on a movie you haven’t seen. Doesn’t really need to be put any other way than that.

“by all accounts”

I’ve had my 70MM IMAX ticket for over a month. Not sure if I’m gonna stay past the Florence Pugh nude scenes though. We’ll see.

Why do you hate Apple Watches?

Big Sarandon energy.

Here’s the real question: How do we as a people handle this much fist-in-the-air rebellion emanating from just one person? Settle down, John Bender.

“Dial of Destiny’s underperformance probably isn’t from a lack of enthusiasm for Indiana Jones, but because it’s apparently kind of a crappy movie.”

“Cruise does not and has never truly cared about stunt people, he mythologizes the craft but if he really cared he wouldn’t try to do his own stunts and let trained stuntmen do them and collect a paycheque and insist that was the proper way for it to be done.”