My guess is that he hasn’t been fucked in 40 years.

How else do you expect the shitty writers on this shitty website to get clicks from their shitty, baseless clickbait hot takes than by saying something that no one really agrees with but immediately starts yelling about regardless?

Zaslav looks like he’s never seen an animated anything in his life. When he was a kid, he used to sit down in front of the TV on Saturday mornings with a bowl of cereal and watch financial reports. I can’t wait until all of this mess really starts to catch fire and blow the fuck apart.

My ex-wife went to high school with the girl who actually was the Bee Girl in that video, and we’d see her around town from time to time. We pretty much knew she wasn’t rich and/or famous because most of the times we’d see her was while she was shopping in Target.

This is nonsense. When Pugh is blowing the fuck up once again after extending her Marvel contract, no one in Hollywood or elsewhere is going to remember or give two fucks about what interviews or appearances she did or didn’t do for this dud.

There’s really no reason to play dumb here. You know exactly what I’m referring to. Besides, this is hardly the first show or movie that has been subjected to review bombing.

If your comments and complaints about the show have nothing to do with the color of any of the actors’ skin, their sexuality, their gender, or how ‘woke’ you think anything about the show is, then you are not who I am addressing. Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.

More like “I’m never going to get laid and I know it”.

No, actually I’m talking about the hordes of dumb 12-year-olds (and their grown adult counterparts) who find the need to post fake reviews of a show or movie they haven’t even watched just because there are black people, gay people or women on it. But I bet you knew that.

I’d t-bone a bus full of nuns in a semi for a recording of John Williams conducting Enter Sandman.

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Review bombing has got to be the most small dick energy thing I’ve ever seen in my life. You know your life is fucking dogshit if you’re getting this mad over a Lord of the Rings TV show.

Alright, settle down, Michelle Yeoh. Everyone here has already seen it.

Doctor Professors these days just ain’t what they used to be.

Your mom did it for me last night.

I am now posting on this comment that clearly did get published to let you know that I think you need an intervention from friends and family to help you realize you’re in a cult, a therapist to help you get back in touch with reality, and perhaps a stronger prescription from whichever poor sap out there who happens…

My favorite absolutely fucking ridiculous standing ovation moment at a snooty European film festival is this one. They’re practically jamming a camera up Margot Robbie’s nose by about the two-minute mark. Back the fuck up, Pierre. There’s no wine or unfiltered cigarettes for your children in there. (That rhymed.)

Well, ooh la la, Mr. Fancy French Man. I suppose you call your car hole a garage, too.

He’s actually naked. That’s his skin.

Ever seen Zack Snyder’s ‘Watchmen’?