This is nonsense. When Pugh is blowing the fuck up once again after extending her Marvel contract, no one in Hollywood or elsewhere is going to remember or give two fucks about what interviews or appearances she did or didn’t do for this dud.

There’s really no reason to play dumb here. You know exactly what I’m referring to. Besides, this is hardly the first show or movie that has been subjected to review bombing.

If your comments and complaints about the show have nothing to do with the color of any of the actors’ skin, their sexuality, their gender, or how ‘woke’ you think anything about the show is, then you are not who I am addressing. Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.

More like “I’m never going to get laid and I know it”.

No, actually I’m talking about the hordes of dumb 12-year-olds (and their grown adult counterparts) who find the need to post fake reviews of a show or movie they haven’t even watched just because there are black people, gay people or women on it. But I bet you knew that.

I’d t-bone a bus full of nuns in a semi for a recording of John Williams conducting Enter Sandman.

Review bombing has got to be the most small dick energy thing I’ve ever seen in my life. You know your life is fucking dogshit if you’re getting this mad over a Lord of the Rings TV show.

Alright, settle down, Michelle Yeoh. Everyone here has already seen it.

Doctor Professors these days just ain’t what they used to be.

Your mom did it for me last night.

My favorite absolutely fucking ridiculous standing ovation moment at a snooty European film festival is this one. They’re practically jamming a camera up Margot Robbie’s nose by about the two-minute mark. Back the fuck up, Pierre. There’s no wine or unfiltered cigarettes for your children in there. (That rhymed.)

Well, ooh la la, Mr. Fancy French Man. I suppose you call your car hole a garage, too.

He’s actually naked. That’s his skin.

Ever seen Zack Snyder’s ‘Watchmen’?

If Rob thinks the SNL writers these days are bad, he should set up a Zoom call with the current AVC crew. He wouldn’t even need to fly to LA (where they all were forced to live) to do it.

The producers were then made to pay for Ms. Portman’s dry cleaning after she sat right down on their face and took a shit.

Jim Jones was clearly a lunatic. Why did so many people follow him to Guyana and drink poison?

“Hmm, let’s see. I was just kicked off the biggest TV show in the world for being an unrepentant idiot. My career is currently buried under the shitter, and no right-minded agency in the world is going to want to touch me with a ten foot pole for probably the rest of my life. Who should I call first?

Come on, Chris! Get us off the hook for doing absolutely nothing after you were attacked in front of millions of people because we didn’t want to lose viewers.

But their elaborately constructed set of hollow and largely performative morals! How else are they supposed to get attention (and clicks!) for being more forthright than you?