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Pete Worst
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From Depp to Manson isn’t a very long trip.

Yes, an audience who knows what a fucking joke is and doesn’t immediately start clutching their pearls the second they hear something that doesn’t perfectly mesh with their elaborately constructed set of hollow and largely performative morals. I’m sure he’s just fine with them.

I wonder how many fainting couch maintenance technicians there are in LA.

I really don’t give it much thought, mainly because I am not 12.

No, dickhead, you go right ahead and do that.

There’s a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you, though.

Had he written them, that would’ve been a good song to ask about.

I would not want to see Liv Tyler back in the MCU. She always looks like she’s about to start crying.

You should add something how fucking stupid this sentence sounds -

How about you watch the goddamn show to avoid spoilers?

It usually is, but no one wants to tell them because children are fucking mean.

To be fair, I did watch Isle of Dogs in a huge reclining theater seat that was heated, but yeah, it didn’t draw me in at all. Again, I found it beautiful, but boring. You’d think Wes and stop-motion animation would go together perfectly, but that clearly wasn’t the case here.

Licorice Pizza is like the LA hipster douchebag equivalent of one of those Adam Sandler movies where he rounds up all his famous actor friends like David Spade and Kevin James to go on vacation with him and then makes a movie studio pay for it. It’s much more well made and enjoyable than any of those shit bombs, of

Give me incendiary axemanship, angular basslines and competent drumwork any day. I swear, some music critics must’ve suffered a head injury at some point in their lives.

The Bear is really damn good all the way through, especially the one-shot episode. When you’re done, watch ‘Boiling Point’. It takes place in a restaurant kitchen, and its entire 90-minute runtime is a single shot as well. Great stuff.

The Don/Roger reunion I’ve been waiting for. 

I think Joel McHale was rumored to be circling the role for a while. I could easily see him doing a pretty good job.

That picture of him looks like it was snipped off the cover of People magazine in 1986.

If Zack Snyder directed that four hours of gas station bathroom floor, a mile-long line of 14-year-old shitheads would form almost instantly.

Hi Death! Big fan of your work.