You know the best way to avoid shit like this? Don't have guns.

If you think the Hobbit is a songfest, stay away from Lord of the Rings. Because nothing says "secret mission to overthrow the embodiment of evil" like non-stop road songs. Apparently Hope and Crosby were members of the Fellowship of the Ring.

Maria, you clearly don't know how to dine out, so maybe don't... No matter how tempting a Groupon might make an out-of-your league dining experience seem. The rules have changed. Servers are paid below minimum wage, yet have to pay taxes assuming they're being tipped at least 15%. It would be great if tipping were…

Her hair in that picture. How does anyone think that looks good?

"Good luck with that."

Seriously? Not ironic at all if you oppose your own country's policy, too. You are allowed to disagree with things here. It's kind of the last great thing about us these days, even if it is fucking ruining everything at the same time.

The one time I tried it (I SWEAR IT WAS JUST ONCE), he scooped out the oil/wax with a little spatula that comes with the candle. It wasn't scalding hot, IIRC. It was the godawful lavender/mango smell that made me use my safe word.

Yup, I'm fine with this being banned. We should also add ear and tail docking to the list too, while we're at it.

I never understand this business about the "gay agenda." What are we supposed to believe their agenda is, anyway? Being accepted for who they are and allowed to live their lives as they see fit like everyone else? OMG OUTRAGE HOW DARE THEY

It is dickheads such as these that cause me to ALWAYS tip at least 20% unless the service was truly appalling. Chances are, some asshole has cheaped out on my servers tip at some point in the evening. My extra $$ may not make a huge difference, but I hope that it at least sends the message that not everyone is an…

I am sorry. I understand that a lot of people like Jennifer Aniston. I did not even live in this country during "Friends" but I will say that I am really, truly and honestly tired of her desperate attempts to be relevant.

"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

I know, right? If she was a secret assassin wouldn't it be easier, more familiar, and cheaper to, oh, I don't know, assassinate him?

Better than an untrained, incompetent assassin, right?

Sorry an Academy Award winner didn't want to take a photo with a stranger that would inevitably be tweeted as a publicity magnet for your B-List reality show, Kenya.

As a lawyer, for me the best thing to come out of Serial is getting rid of all the fucking damage shows like CSI have done for the common perception of the justice system. There is not semen on everything. There is not DNA in most cases. There is not some little piece of algae that proves a defendant had mojitos with…

So, as a Maryland attorney, this is where I get stuck: Jay's explanation about why he talked. Here's how that sort of thing usually works- the police identify someone who may have valuable information about an ongoing investigation, and approach him for that information. They gauge whether or not they are getting…

Or we're all people who want our judicial system to work correctly. There was zero physical evidence, no DNA testing and the star witness changed his story multiple times and admits to perjuring himself. But assuming all the ladies on a feminist-leaning website are sexist makes WAY more sense!

so down to laugh at virtually anyone

Honestly, I have never gotten her appeal. She's always come across to me as somebody who's kinda attractive but dying to be gorrrrgeous, kinda well-known but dying to be faaaaaamous, kinda amusing but dying to be hilaaaaarious. Basically, "a desperate and irritating compulsive over-reacher."