Jennifer Aniston seemed cranky.

I cannot believe it took 30 of Chanel's designers/seamstresses to create that thing. I think I could raid the 1993 Mervyn's Girls Easter Collection and find an identical dress.

I love her look! I do wish someone went over it with a steamer for a sec though.

Not the Golden Globes, but here's a red carpet shot with Laura making a great face:

anyone else click thinking it was going to be a gallery of all Laura Dern's Globes looks ever?

And because of you, I now know there are SparkNotes for The Phantom Tollbooth.

They don't look much better in color.

She can be as beautiful or as plain as the part requires. SHE IS THE END

You do realize she definitely has make up on and her boobs and butt are implants?

Oh, my fucking God...

Texas also gave us Molly Ivins (RIP). She cancels out an awful lot of stupid.

Meryl Streep in Manhattan (1979) She's so beautiful in that movie it hurts to look at her

We also gave you Lloyd Benson, Wendy Davis, Anne Richards, the Castro brothers (the NON-Communist ones), and Sheila Jackson-Lee (I'm not too fond of that last one, but she keeps getting re-elected). Sorry about the others, though.

There are two wonderful things happening here in this story:

See what you did, Republicans? Lack of funding for science education is hurting small business now.

I just... Hm. I guess I would be interested to see the transcript of the conversation he had with himself that concluded with, "Why, yes! Yes, the world DOES want to know my opinions regarding the marriage of Beyoncé and Jay-Z!"

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

The problem is that her hair on the show makes her look like Michael Cera. I'm sorry if you can't unsee it. She's a very pretty girl, and he's not half bad either.

are you sure you went to college? i don't think "antidotes" is the word you want to use. an antidote is something that counteracts against a poison. i think you mean anecdotes.