Monopoly is a good analogy. Puerto Rico glosses over how awful colonialism is in the same way Monopoly glosses over how awful unregulated capitalism is.

This just means the robot uprising is going to include death by snu snu.

You could drop the first word from this headline and it’s universally true.

“it’s becoming increasingly clear that we need one”

Interesting doesn’t have to mean good. The specifics of their loser culture are interesting, in the same way the Nazi (a similar loser culture) obsession with the occult is interesting.

**whoosh**

True, but that’s the only way it fits the pattern.

But the dog isn’t the main character, and the bears are never people, they’re bears (and also not the main characters).

“what if [x] were people”

We only have the corporation’s word that the rules were broken. I’ll believe it when the players confess, or someone credible in the community weighs in.

All idols are false.

Anyone younger than yourself is too young. This will be true until someone else says you are too young.

Cancer. Car accident. Influfuckingenza. Being young doesn’t make you invulnerable.

Adjusted for inflation this would be $60.

Big deal. I paid that for Tales of the Sword Coast, and got less value for my money.

They received a penalty for protesting against stupid corporate decisions, and then when there was backlash against the corporation, they changed their justification. When this happens it usually means the second justification either complete bullshit, or is selective enforcement of something that everyone does and…

[citation needed]

In gen 9, there are plenty of pokemon that learn the move by TM

No, the contract with Illumination (or anyone) would be exclusive. Maybe we could get a reboot in 5-10 years when the exclusivity deal ends, though.

No, his endgame was endearing himself to America’s fascist movement and weaseling himself into the corridors of power. He’s succeeded at that, hopefully just in time for the fascist movement to finally destroy itself.