Investments give a return on your money. Kickstarter is more like patronage.

Look at the bright side, now you can shave your head and cosplay as Minsc.

It's certainly effective at directing an incoming blade at your sternum.

One-eyed man with a moustache?

In that case, never play Tetris obsessively. Soul-crushing dreams where the blocks keep falling and you can never win.

To be fair, Super Star Wars was not a sequel. It's also arguably one of the best games on this list.

Cool, but when you said "breaks" I was hoping for something more akin to Bobby Tables.

Wow, she's stacked.

That's about $1.50 per hour, and it's good if you're into JRPGs, so I would consider it at that price. Another way to look at it is that I bought Final Fantasy 6 when it was new, and in inflation-adjusted dollars, it was about as much as this is.

I'll show you the power...

There's no way my son costs me over $50 grand a year, and even if he did, he's totally worth it.

"one of the most frightening foes the franchise has to offer"

If decking is a huge time sink, then they're just being faithful to the pen+paper game.

Sorry to disappoint you, but I can tell you teleport will not exist in this game. In the pen+paper setting, teleportation is the magical equivalent to cold fusion: something that every megacorp would love to be the first to discover (and patent), but nobody has a clue how to actually pull it off.

1400-some-odd years, if I recall correctly. Might still be jailbait in demon years, though.

Question 1: Never

Planescape won't happen at this point, the setting is pretty much irreconcilable with 4th edition lore. Which is ironic, because they stole one of the core races from Planescape. Over the years Spelljammer has been reduced to a bunch of space hamster jokes. And while it would be entertaining to tell a group of 4e…

Try playing a good edition of D&D, then. Like 3.5, or Pathfinder, or 2nd.

Did they let the desktop OS division pick the name?

Stupidity is supposed to be painful, otherwise you don't learn from it.