He's left-handed, except in the Wii games because they wanted Link's sword hand to be the same as the majority of player's.

Not the first time a head of state has piloted a mech. Too bad we'll never see Metal Wolf Chaos released in the states.

"It's been more than a year since Kickstarter fad started and I haven't yet seen any real fruit from it." That's like saying "It's been 6 months since I knocked up my wife, and I don't see any babies yet."

For Next Generation, I personally would have picked The Best of Both Worlds, but that's a solid choice too.

And worst of all, sand gets on your boots!

My wife's been playing through Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2, and I honestly wouldn't have noticed that this is a HD rerelease if you didn't tell me. PS2 games actually look really good when you're not playing on a CRT.

Nobody would be ripping apart this game if it had worked in the first place, they'd be too busy actually playing the game.

SNES was a doomed console (Sega does what Nintendon't!), N64 was a doomed console, Gamecube was a doomed console, Wii was a doomed console. As a Nintendo shareholder, I'm perfectly fine with Wii U being doomed.

The game is approaching its 18th birthday, I think any spoilers are beyond the statute of limitations.

A grain of salt the size of Lot's wife

Does that apply to all of his predictions, or just the ones about Nintendo?

"As consumers our priority should be getting the lowest price possible and nothing else."

Also Dragon Quest/Warrior 4, which still has one of the best ways of handling new character introductions of any RPG I've played.

I miss John Paul II...

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Hugh Laurie reading Where's My Cow would be epic.