That's about $1.50 per hour, and it's good if you're into JRPGs, so I would consider it at that price. Another way to look at it is that I bought Final Fantasy 6 when it was new, and in inflation-adjusted dollars, it was about as much as this is.

I'll show you the power...

There's no way my son costs me over $50 grand a year, and even if he did, he's totally worth it.

"one of the most frightening foes the franchise has to offer"

If decking is a huge time sink, then they're just being faithful to the pen+paper game.

Sorry to disappoint you, but I can tell you teleport will not exist in this game. In the pen+paper setting, teleportation is the magical equivalent to cold fusion: something that every megacorp would love to be the first to discover (and patent), but nobody has a clue how to actually pull it off.

1400-some-odd years, if I recall correctly. Might still be jailbait in demon years, though.

Question 1: Never

Planescape won't happen at this point, the setting is pretty much irreconcilable with 4th edition lore. Which is ironic, because they stole one of the core races from Planescape. Over the years Spelljammer has been reduced to a bunch of space hamster jokes. And while it would be entertaining to tell a group of 4e…

Try playing a good edition of D&D, then. Like 3.5, or Pathfinder, or 2nd.

Did they let the desktop OS division pick the name?

Stupidity is supposed to be painful, otherwise you don't learn from it.

He's left-handed, except in the Wii games because they wanted Link's sword hand to be the same as the majority of player's.

Not the first time a head of state has piloted a mech. Too bad we'll never see Metal Wolf Chaos released in the states.

"It's been more than a year since Kickstarter fad started and I haven't yet seen any real fruit from it." That's like saying "It's been 6 months since I knocked up my wife, and I don't see any babies yet."

For Next Generation, I personally would have picked The Best of Both Worlds, but that's a solid choice too.

And worst of all, sand gets on your boots!

My wife's been playing through Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2, and I honestly wouldn't have noticed that this is a HD rerelease if you didn't tell me. PS2 games actually look really good when you're not playing on a CRT.

Nobody would be ripping apart this game if it had worked in the first place, they'd be too busy actually playing the game.

SNES was a doomed console (Sega does what Nintendon't!), N64 was a doomed console, Gamecube was a doomed console, Wii was a doomed console. As a Nintendo shareholder, I'm perfectly fine with Wii U being doomed.