The game is approaching its 18th birthday, I think any spoilers are beyond the statute of limitations.

A grain of salt the size of Lot's wife

Does that apply to all of his predictions, or just the ones about Nintendo?

"As consumers our priority should be getting the lowest price possible and nothing else."

Also Dragon Quest/Warrior 4, which still has one of the best ways of handling new character introductions of any RPG I've played.

I miss John Paul II...

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Hugh Laurie reading Where's My Cow would be epic.