A supercar is fast, loud, expensive, completely illogical, and a bit vulgar. It also needs to look great in bright colors and can draw everyone’s eyes to it instantly to immediately invoke either lust or disgust. Or sometimes both. There hasn’t been a car since the Countach that exemplified those qualities to the…

As a kid, seeing a Lamborghini Diablo SV on the road was a life-affirming moment. You could hear that car for miles.

As achingly gorgeous as it is, it’s just not vulgar enough to be the best supercar. That’s how Countach wins.

Hmmmm. I wonder if he can loop it through himself...

Real question: how far can Mr. Fantastic stretch his dick, and does he often suck himself? Most importantly, how often does he lie to Susan about it?

Also a book series like Find Waldo, but for goddam dead ghosts.

I’d want it still just for the placebo effect.

Aaargh. We need one for PS4, and PSN accepts nothing but abusive chat reports.

To be fair, you couldn’t bang Chakwas either. NOT FOR THE LACK OF TRYING.

It’s a pissing contest with dire consequences.

It’s a pissing contest with dire consequences.

Edd China is amazing if just for his drivable furnitures.

I like it, but it should’ve either been more practical or even weirder, Codatronca-style.

Built from ground up with a cheque en blanc to be the most perfect god-car.

Ahaha. I think I’ve gotten that wildflower seed mix before.

That’s why no one puts prosciutto on a burger.

...that’s why it’s a concept car? OKing the design and making it into a full-size mock up does take some time.

Squared off rear corners are a convergent design for the sake of better aerodynamics.

Convergent design based on recent trends and sciences? Or intentionally copying a much-talked about entity? It’s probably the former, but it’s true that both cars wouldn’t look out of place in the same model lineup.