They only gave him one round of the childhood shot and a booster shot used to prevent/treat tetanus in someone not properly vaccinated. But the full schedule that protects us for years as kids is actually five shots in total, over a five year span. So that is what they chose to not get.

I mean Audrina has darker hair. I feel like Mischa has darker hair.

“I feel like Mischa has darker hair”!? She one upped her own nonsense. Hahahahahaha.

Zach Efron dating a “Bro” feels a little on the nose, no? 

Not nearly as egregious, but after being a long time TA contributor (and highly ranked in their ridiculous system because of that), I have backed off of the platform in the last few months after an incident, too.

Thank you for saying this. I think in general its sensible not to rush but context is always important isn’t it? The divorce is just starting but the relationship has been over for a long while and we’ve been living apart since it broke down. Actually, thinking about it now we’ve been separated for about twice as long…

Kate, evidently, has learned nothing from Ariana Grande:

I’m at the beginning of a divorce and am in the same boat in terms of wanting to get laid, specifically with someone familiar who knows the territory. The abusive so-called-husband has put paid to any hope of trusting someone new for quite a while and no old faithfuls are currently available. Oh and for geographical…

Maybe it was luck, but I met decent guys, including the guy I've been seeing for nearly a year, on Bumble. Best wishes!

Job update: Two week after learning that I didn’t get the job I wanted at the Cleveland Clinic, I put in applications for three other CCF pharmacy positions. There was radio silence for several weeks, and just when I was about to give up, I got an email that my application for a regulatory position was under review.…

I started cardiac rehab this past Wednesday! I go 3x/week for twelve weeks, so it’s going to be some time before I get back to work. The therapist who’s been assisting me told me that last year, he had a patient, my age, who had the same thing as me, viral cardio myopathy, hers caused by a common cold. And her heart…

Shelter Cat Update!

Hey Jezzies! I have an auntie win to share! (I’m the one raising my nephew).

My nephew was picked as student of the month in his class for how much he’s improved in reading! He’s in first grade. He came to me in August barely reading more than his name and simple things like “cat”*, so it’s been one of our big…

I just heard something on NPR the other day about a woman who went to the ER after she was bitten by a stray cat and was charged FORTY EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS for the rabies shot. 48. Thousand. Dollars.

This is horrible all around but it begins with the fact that the inhaled antibiotic was $2k. WTF. If we manage to pass a Medicare for all, there better be a fucking provision in there allowing the gov’t to negotiate drug prices.

And some people used to say Irina was Christiano Ronaldo’s beard.

Chris Pratt sullies the legacy of Andy Dwyer and dishonors the service of Burt Macklin.

I’ve heard rumors that BCoop is gay for years. I have really no opinion on whether he is or not, and I don’t consider it a negative. He can be gay or straight or bi or fluid or whatever floats his boat. But Jennifer Esposito’s “ha” might have more depth to it.

“Is there any chance these 2 aren’t fucking?”

I did not see A Star is Born, so I am probably missing a lot here. I watched the Oscar performance and that song is terrible, and the chemistry between them seemed very put on and fake. If I saw the movie would I become a believer? Would I like that awful song? Is B Coop better at singing in the movie?