The police spokesman said that’s a standard thing in most cases.

“that he wouldn’t give a statement to the police until they turned off their bodycams”

Nightcrawler is such a great movie.

Counterpoint: Jake’s ability to play creepy roles just heightens his attractiveness because he plays against his type and creates delicious ambiguity.

Is this one of those articles that’s parodying an article on another site? I never get those at first. Or ever, in this case.

I’m glad it’s not just me. For a few minutes, I was worried I'd had a stroke.

Huh?

Nah, his best movies have been Nightcrawler, End of Watch, Source Code, and Brokeback Mountain.

That “what if your father raped someone” question is absolutely fucking disgusting. I know the lawyer was just doing her job etc but JFC.

I haven’t posted lately because there hasn’t been a while lot new in my world. Just me and Bucky trying to save money... Which involves a lot of not going out to human fun places. But we are going to a lot of puppy fun places! I took him to the Pier today and he loved all the fishy smells and other puppies.

Once you’re done, you’re done. It can be surprising and such a relief.

New years goals update: I have had no alcohol since December! I’m feeling really good about it, but what is worrying me is how easy it has been. I am not bragging, it actually worries me. Like, every other time I tried to quit or cut back, it was hell, but this time I haven’t had a bad day except for maybe the first…

Shelter Cat Update!

I’M IN THE GREYS so it’s like why even post but...

Finally! An answer to; Why Do These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? 

Check the shower drain. It’s disgusting.

This was very helpful, thank you! 

This was so helpful to me, thank you. 

I don’t know about this book, but Jez did a series of posts called Ask A Former Drunk: https://jezebel.com/tag/ask-a-former-drunk

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?